May 31: I have a cyst-er??

Because I use humor to ameliorate the effects of scary things, I thought this was HILARIOUS on the drive home from the gynecologist. "Get it! CYSTer!" Cue uncomfortable laughter, but like for real for real also cue genuine laughter because, c'mon that shit was funny especially considering the emotional duress. (Pats self on back; winces from referred pain.)

On the docket for the day: stress-eat cookie dough, read about how diets consisting of stress-eating cookie dough lead to ovarian cysts, read all the things I know and most of the things I do; marvel at how the few ways I don't take great care of myself are possibly biting me from the inside out (dermoid cysts can grow teeth - TEETH, GUYS: you can laugh at that joke now, too).

June 1 to June 6

June 1 - I'm worried. I woke up last night feeling like my ribcage was going to explode: is this thing mobile?? It is scurrying around at night?? I know it's not; I also know this type of cyst is more dangerous than simple cysts because of its varying degrees of density, meaning it can twist my ovary, resulting in definite ouchies and potential infertilities. I also need to go to Home Depot to get some supplies for the 11 new succulents I ordered from San Diego (why??) and I have a creative call at 2. 

 
This incredible likeness to me describes my Memorial Day Weekend, 2k17.

This incredible likeness to me describes my Memorial Day Weekend, 2k17.

June 7

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